Christopher Reeve
You made a Boston movie.
Superman versus Whitey
would have been better.
Bill Clinton
What they say is true,
You are a rock star.
Even in mom jeans.
Tom Cruise
Not short at all. Nope.
So tall and macho. Also,
Scientologists will sue.
Steven Tyler
Was that you I met?
A blur of makeup and scarves.
I don't know, too drunk.
Robert Urich
Watched you every day.
So cool you filmed on my street.
Hawk, though, was cooler.
Governor Dukakis
It's really a shame.
You could have been the only
Pres who picks up trash.
(only locals will get this one)
Governor Deval Patrick
As far as govs go,
Not bad. But here's some advice:
Next time, cheaper drapes.
(this one too)