True story. Hanging on the stoop having a smoke, boyfriend walks up in his super tight jorts (that's jean shorts for those of you with taste. The rest of you-don't judge. You know you had them too.) and a tank top.
Roommate drops her ciggie out of her mouth and screams "Did you shave your legs???!!"
"Yeah, and my arms and my chest too."
"Are you a swimmer?"
"No, you can see my muscles better if there's no hair." Raises his eyebrows at me suggestively.
He was right, you could. And it definitely looked pretty hot. But that was useless, because there was no way in hell one single inch of that stubbly mess was getting near me. I had already suffered through one make out session at the beach. No way was I going to end up with a full body razor burn.
So if you ever date someone who needs to streamline for any reason, be prepared to buy a lot of baby powder. It helps with the chafing.